The other day a toothless wonder followed me off the bus and asked 'Have you just finished work?" - yes, I say - "Can I have your number then?" Dude, it's just not that easy. And was it a conditional question...what would have happened if I'd have said no to his first question?!
Not that I get chatted up a lot (if you can call the above being chatted up) but it reminded me of all the other classic lines that I have heard as a result of the weirdo magnet. Here are my other faves:
1. You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I want to take you for a romantic meal...to MacDonalds
2. Girls with glasses can be really attractive too.
3. You look like sex.
4. Are you a lesbian? I just want to check so I don't waste my time.
Swoon!
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